“- Viola Fields: I cannot believe she compared me to Gertrude!
- Ruby: I know. Now that's just wrong.
- Viola Fields: Thank You.
- Ruby: You are far worse. I don't recall Gertrude ever trying to poison you. And I'm pretty sure she wore black to your wedding.”
Jane Seymour Fonda - Viola Fields
Wanda Sykes - Ruby

“There was nobody that l liked, because girls stink. They stink. They're evil. And they're all bad, all of them.”
Vincent Gallo - Billy Brown

“When it comes to love, my friend, women cannot be trusted. They say one thing, they mean another. They're evil. They're the most evil of all creatures.”
William Baldwin - Garet

“Women are evil, you had to kill her.”

Crispin Glover - Layne

“- Agent 99: Are you staring at my butt?
- Maxwell Smart: No, no, I... I was, but I'm not... I'm staring again.”
Anne Hathaway - Agent 99
Steve Carrell - Maxwell Smart