“- Crow T. Robot: Man, the universe is really cruisin'.
- Tom Servo: Hey, look, there's Taurus the bull.
- Mike Nelson: And right underneath him the constellation feces.
- Crow T. Robot: Hey, look, Orion's broke.”
Trace Beaulieu - Crow T. Robot
Kevin Murphy - Tom Servo
Michael J. Nelson - Mike Nelson

“In our galaxy alone, there are billions of stars, each one a sun to its own solar system. And most of those suns have planets, so it stands to reason that of these hundreds of billions of exoplanets that exist in our galaxy, at least one of them has the potential to support life.”
George Clooney - Augustine

“Every galaxy I have traveled, all you species are the same. You all think you're the center of the universe. You have no idea...”
Mark Ryan - Lockdown

“To live is to risk it all, otherwise you're just an inert chunk of randomly assembled molecules drifting wherever the universe blows you.”
Justin Roiland - Rick Sanchez

“- Rusty Griswold: Ya' got Asteroids?
- Cousin Dale: Naw, but my dad does. Can't even sit on the toilet some days.”
Anthony Michael Hall - Rusty Griswold
John P. Navin Jr. - Cousin Dale