“- Hilda Hensley: I got a check today. Why don't you go out and spend some money? It'll make you feel better.
- Patsy Cline: Says who?
- Hilda Hensley: Well, you're just too mean to live lately.”
Ann Wedgeworth - Hilda Hensley
Jessica Lange - Patsy Cline

“- Carl Quigley: How could you spend a million dollars in just six days?
- Juice: You must have not been shopping lately.”
Miguel Ferrer - Quigley
Tone Loc - Juice

“- Julia Biggs: It's okay if I look in the window, just as long as I don't buy.
- Margueritte Coleman: Yeah? Well, don't go shopping with money in your pocket! And you better not be putting anything in the layaway plan, either!”
Whitney Houston - Julia Biggs
Jenifer Lewis - Margueritte Coleman

“- David Stephens: You paid 500 pounds for this?
- Juliet Miller: That's what it cost, David.
- David Stephens: No, no, that's what you paid for it. 500 pounds is what you paid for it. We don't know how much it cost us yet. For you two to have a good time, we don't know the cost of that yet.”
Christopher Eccleston - David Stephens
Kerry Fox - Juliet Miller

“- Watty Watts: I've got a problematical situation going on. I borrowed two thousand dollars from Father Pecro to buy that wedding ring.
- Billy Mack Black: See, you're a stupid asshole.
- Watty Watts: Well, I couldn't help it, man, it was on sale.”
Gil Bellows - Watty Watts
Rory Cochrane - Billy Mack Black