“- Drew: And who would've thought... you, an IRS agent.
- Joe Black: Death and taxes.”

Jake Weber - Drew
Brad Pitt - Joe Black

“They're the police. Hey, your taxes are paying their salaries. We die, they gotta take a pay cut.”
Alan Ruck - Stephens

“Mom was always crying because he was her son. But he was my brother too. I cried too, when no one was looking. I talked to him every night until I realized I was talking to myself.”

Sarah Bolger - Christy

“There was no gladness when I was born. My twin brother died, and took our mother with him.”
Keisha Castle-Hughes - Paikea

“Hey buddy! How's the wife and kid? Still dead?”

Russell Crowe - SID 6.7