You know, when you were a baby in your crib, your father looked down at you, he had but one hope: "someday, my son will grow to be a man". Well look at you now; you just got your asses whipped, by a bunch of goddamn nerds.
John Goodman - Coach Harris

“- Lily: I was hoping you wouldn't be like everybody else. Silly of me, wasn't it?
- Trenholm: I'm disappointed in myself. Because you're beginning to upset me.”
Barbara Stanwyck - Lily
George Brent - Trenholm

“I thought she'd be the one to yank you out of neutral.”
Bob Odenkirk - Dan

“You're like Jerry Lewis, you give me hope to carry on, then you leave me in the lurch while you strap on your six-guns...”
Ellen Barkin - Penny Priddy

“- Capt. Danny Walker: You're a rotten drunk... always have been.
- Capt. Rafe McCawley: Well, you're a lousy friend... that's a new development.”
Josh Hartnett - Capt. Danny Walker
Ben Affleck - Capt. Rafe McCawley