“God is a mean kid sitting on an anthill with a magnifying glass, and I'm the ant. He could fix my life in five minutes if He wanted to, but He'd rather burn off my feelers and watch me squirm.”
Jim Carrey - Bruce Nolan

“- The Wizard: The gods are pleased with you, they will watch the battle.
- Conan: Are they going to help?
- The Wizard: No.
- Conan: Well, then tell them to stay out of the way.”
Mako - The Wizard
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Conan

“Lacey once asked me if I though God looks out for people. I guess he does. I say He's just about got to. I don't believe we'd make it a day, otherwise.”
Matt Damon - John Grady Cole

Let me tell you a story. A rabbi and a priest attend a boxing match. They watch as the boxers come into the ring. The rabbi sees one of the boxers cross himself. So the rabbi turns to the priest and asks, "What does that mean?", the priest says, "Not a damn thing if the man can't fight".
Kevork Malikyan - Rady

“Listen up. We got a major problem. Looks like we have to make an emergency landing. Make sure you're strapped in, and if you believe in God, it's time to call in a favor.”
Tyrese Gibson - A.J.