“Church music? It's too good for the Church. Jesus was too good for the Church, ya' ask me. You know, he shook things up. He was... he was an anarchist, ya' know? He, uh, he threw the money lenders outta the temple. First thing he's gonna do when he comes back is torch the Vatican!”
Woody Harrelson - Vince Boudreau

“My girlfriend, she loves the taste of communion wafers.”
Barry Miller - Bobby C.

“- Angharad: You are king in the chapel. But I will be queen in my own kitchen.
- Mr. Gruffydd: You will be queen wherever you walk.”
Maureen O'Hara - Angharad
Walter Pidgeon - Mr. Gruffydd

“- Rick Leland: It'll probably end up with Captain Higoto marrying us on the boat.
- Alberta Marlow: No! I want a church wedding and a groom who's got more than two suits.”
Humphrey Bogart - Rick Leland
Mary Astor - Alberta Marlow

“- Rev. Mother Maria-Veronica: It must be a great blow to you, to see your beautiful church so wantonly destroyed.
- Father Francis Chisholm: No one can destroy my church. I shall build it again. As long as I live I shall build my church.”
Rose Stradner - Rev. Mother Maria-Veronica
Gregory Peck - Father Francis Chisholm