“- Dame Olga: I want to look 25 at tonight's ball. What do you suggest?
- Mandy: A time machine?”
Joanna Lumley - Dame Olga
Minnie Driver - Mandy

“- Anna Coleman: I'm old!
- Tess Coleman: I beg your pardon!
- Anna Coleman: I'm like the Cryptkeeper!”

Lindsay Lohan - Anna Coleman
Jamie Lee Curtis - Tess Coleman

“I'm 49 years old. Admittedly, I could get away with 44, 41, maybe 38. But when you hit 50 they don't hire you anymore. It's like they can smell 50.”
Steve Martin - Bowfinger

“- Billie Pike: How old are you?
- Willard Young: Ten. How old are you?
- Billie Pike: Nine. I thought you'd be bigger.
- Willard Young: Hey! Look who's talking, you midget. It just so happens I'm exactly the right size for my age.”
Thora Birch - Billie Pike
Elijah Wood - Willard Young

“- Controller #1: What's a curl?
- Controller #2: Isn't that what the old Cape Cannaveral guys called a comet with an east-west trajectory?
- Controller #1: How would I know? I was in high school back then.
- Controller #2: You look old for your age.”
John Deszo Ratzenberger - Controller #1
Shane Rimmer - Controller #2