“- Prof. William Kilbane: You come pounding on this door again and I'll have the law on you.
- Inspector Lestrade: I am the law.
- Prof. William Kilbane: Then stop barging in and out of my room like a chambermaid.”
Frederick Worlock - Prof. William Kilbane
Dennis Hoey - Inspector Lestrade

“In this country they drive on the wrong side of the road.”

Sir Michael Caine - Charlie Croker

“I hope he likes spaghetti, they serve it four times a day in the Italian prisons!”
Noel Pierce Coward - Mr. Bridger

“The Germans and the Italians couldn't get rid of us. There is absolutely no reason why we should surrender to the Scots.”
Maggie Smith - Lady Hester Random

“- British Consul: I can't believe your readers would be interested in our little ceremony.
- Connie Raynor: Oh, they are. Since Mussolini, we can't get enough of Italy.”
Michael Williams - British Consul
Tessa Pritchard - Connie Raynor