“Think of it as a business partnership: you need brains, and I need legs - and the Wizard of Oz doesn't live in South Cincinnati.”

Kieran Culkin - Kevin Dillon

“Better the blind man who pisses out the window than the joker who told him it was a urinal. Know who the joker is? It's everybody.”
Philippe Noiret - Lucien Cordier

“Leopold, what's an intellectual genius like you want with a simple young nurse like me?”
Julie Hagerty - Dulcy

“- Ed Horman: He, he seems so innocent. Almost deliberately naive.
- Beth Horman: Is that so bad?
- Ed Horman: Is that so good?
- Beth Horman: You raised him.”
Jack Lemmon - Ed Horman
Sissy Spacek - Beth Horman

“- Fink: You had her in the woods and you just talked? You didn't do anything. You didn't do anything?
- Spaz: I held her hand when we walked home.
- Fink: Held her hand? Spaz, you're on your way! Held her hand. In the woods! And it was dark!”

Keith Knight - Fink
Jack Blum - Spaz