“Relationships are a lot like those little packets of condiments you get at fast-food restaurants. They're these little magical things that can last forever on a shelf, but once you open them up, they go bad really fast. I just don't understand condiments.”
Robert May - Jim

“Forgive me, but you keep talking about how much she meant to you. All I remember is you would show up at the gym first thing in the morning, you would be the last person to leave at night. You didn't have time for anybody or anything. You blamed her for ruining the relationship. Well, maybe the real problem was you.”

Alan Arkin - Louis 'Lightning' Conlon

- Chichina Ferreyra: I'd like for you to stay like this: silent. I want to look at you; I won't see you for a long time. I will wait for you, but don't take forever.
- Ernesto Guevara de la Serna: Define "forever".
Mía Maestro - Chichina Ferreyra
Gael García Bernal - Ernesto Guevara de la Serna

“Whoever this antichrist guy is, he's gonna have one big war on his hands if he tries to rebuild this temple anytime soon.”
Kirk Cameron - Buck Williams

“At the end of the day, we can endure much more than we think we can.”
Salma Hayek - Frida Kahlo