“Most of the sex I've had in my life was not as personal as that kiss.”
Kirsten Dunst - Claire Colburn

“I was real friendly with a boy named Earl once, well, twice really.”
Cathy Moriarty - Ramona

“- Missy: I'm sorry. I should have asked. Do you prefer queer or gay?
- Brat: Actually, I'm bisexual.
- Missy: Yeah. That must be just so time consuming.”
Cynthia Nixon - Missy
Timothy Olyphant - Brat

“We're not intimate dear. We just have sex occasionally.”
Debbie Reynolds - Beatrice Henderson

“- Jane Goodale: Well, don't shit on my broken heart just because you converted to some warped brand of romantic atheism!
- Eddie Alden: It's called self-preservation.
- Jane Goodale: Oh, in other words, your narcotize yourself with casual sex.”
Ashley Judd - Jane Goodale
Hugh Jackman - Eddie Alden