“- Policeman: I wouldn't go in there. There's a big skunk in there.
- The Inspector: [flashes his badge] We know about that. It's a Toronto skunk. My jurisdiction.”
David Rigby - Policeman
Tom Harvey - The Inspector

“Evidence of the ol' glazzies. Nothing up our sleeves. No magic, little Alex. A job for two who are now of job age, the police.”
James Marcus - Georgie

“- Rusty Griswold: Dad wasn't speeding. The cop stopped us because Dad forgot to...
- Ellen Griswold: He was speeding, Rusty!
- Rusty Griswold: No he wasn't, Mom. He...
- Clark Griswold: Rusty! Listen to your mother. I was speeding. I was driving like a maniac. We can all be grateful for this man for stopping us.”
Anthony Michael Hall - Rusty Griswold
Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“We run from the cops, we run from Radames, we run from security guards, we run from old man Quiles in a fucking bullshit’s store when he comes at us with a bullshit gun. All we do is fuckin’ run, feel like I'm on a goddamn track team.”
2Pac - Bishop

“- Sherlock Holmes: Thank you, Lady Margaret. We'll be as unobtrusive as possible.
- Lady Margaret Carstairs: That would be a novelty from a policeman.”
Basil Rathbone - Sherlock Holmes
Mary Forbes - Lady Margaret Carstairs