“- Mary: I'm honest, whaddya want? I say what's on my mind and, if you can't take it, well then fuck off!
- Isaac: And I like the way you express yourself too, y'know, it's pithy yet degenerate. You get many dates?”
Diane Keaton - Mary
Woody Allen - Isaac

“- Fink: You had her in the woods and you just talked? You didn't do anything. You didn't do anything?
- Spaz: I held her hand when we walked home.
- Fink: Held her hand? Spaz, you're on your way! Held her hand. In the woods! And it was dark!”

Keith Knight - Fink
Jack Blum - Spaz

“You should never let a chick get in your head; that's why I prefer not to even talk to my dates.”
Rob Corddry - Hater

“- Kitty Foyle: I thought we had a date tonight.
- Mark Eisen: What do you think's been going here for the last three hours?
- Kitty Foyle: Well, for one thing, I've slowly grown to hate you.”
Ginger Rogers - Kitty Foyle
James Craig - Mark Eisen

Don't you remember? I said I was gonna take you to the Palladium a long time ago, and you said "See me next year". Well, tonight the year is up.

Lou Costello - Abercrombie