“- Mary: I'm honest, whaddya want? I say what's on my mind and, if you can't take it, well then fuck off!
- Isaac: And I like the way you express yourself too, y'know, it's pithy yet degenerate. You get many dates?”
Diane Keaton - Mary
Woody Allen - Isaac

“- Fink: How did you make out?
- Spaz: We just kind of talked.”

Keith Knight - Fink
Jack Blum - Spaz

“You should never let a chick get in your head; that's why I prefer not to even talk to my dates.”
Rob Corddry - Hater

“Think of it as a business partnership: you need brains, and I need legs - and the Wizard of Oz doesn't live in South Cincinnati.”

Kieran Culkin - Kevin Dillon

“Better the blind man who pisses out the window than the joker who told him it was a urinal. Know who the joker is? It's everybody.”
Philippe Noiret - Lucien Cordier