“I need that wedding. I need some beauty and some music and some placecards before I die. It's like heroin.”
Debbie Reynolds - Berniece Brackett

“- Loretta Castorini: I'm getting married.
- Cosmo Castorini: Again?
- Loretta Castorini: Yeah.
- Cosmo Castorini: You did this once before, it didn't work out.
- Loretta Castorini: The guy died!”
Cher - Loretta Castorini
Vincent Gardenia - Cosmo Castorini

- Walter: Remember when you said, "'Til death do us part?".
- Jeff Dunham: Yeah.
- Walter: Later you'll realize you were actually setting a goal.
Jeff Dunham - Walter
Jeff Dunham - Jeff Dunham

“- Dr. Austin Sloper: How is it possible to protect such a willing victim?
- Lavinia Penniman: You will kill her if you deny her this marriage.
- Dr. Austin Sloper: You forget I'm a doctor. People don't die of such things.”

Ralph David Richardson - Dr. Austin Sloper
Miriam Hopkins - Lavinia Penniman

“I didn't ask to marry a Strafford, a Strafford asked to marry me. I married a man, not an institution or a trust fund or a bank.”
Ginger Rogers - Kitty Foyle