“- Ike Clanton: What is that now? Twelve hands in a row? Holliday, son of a bitch, nobody's that lucky.
- Doc Holliday: Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game Ike. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!”
Stephen Lang - Ike Clanton
Val Kilmer - Doc Holliday

“- Dragline: Nothin'. A handful of nothin'. You stupid mullet head. He beat you with nothin'. Just like today when he kept comin' back at me with nothin'.
- Luke: Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.”

George Kennedy - Dragline
Paul Newman - Luke

- Takashi: I think I've got a frush.
- "Booger": What the fuck's a frush?
- Takashi: [showing his royal flush] A frush.
- "Booger": [showing his cards] Oh, well I've got two sevens and two sevens beats a frush.
- Takashi: Oh, thank you.

Brian Tochi - Takashi
Curtis Armstrong - "Booger"

“Debbie won the lottery. But I guess so did 400,000 other people, so she only won, like, $17.”
Jennifer Aniston - Grace Connelly

“- Coach Bailey: Let's remember we got a game to win! Where's Taylor?
- Assistant Coach Zimmer: He's praying.
- Coach Bailey: Tell him to pray over here!”

Dennis Farina - Coach Bailey
Richard Jenkins - Assistant Coach Zimmer