“In international diplomacy, the shortest distance between two points is never a straight line.”
Sydney Greenstreet - Colonel Robinson

“- Anakin Skywalker: You call this a diplomatic solution?
- Padmé: No, I call it aggressive negotiations.”
Hayden Christensen - Anakin Skywalker
Natalie Portman - Padmé

“- Efraim Diveroli: Jordanian customs seized our Berettas.
- David Packouz: What? Why?
- Efraim Diveroli: I don't fucking know, David! I dropped out of high school before they covered international diplomacy!”
Jonah Hill - Efraim Diveroli
Miles Teller - David Packouz

- Al Burnett: The Ambassador's coming. Space nut. Knows everything about Apollo 11.
- Ross "Mitch" Mitchell: Does he know where it is?

Patrick Warburton - Al Burnett
Kevin Harrington - Ross 'Mitch' Mitchell

- Popov: We're Russians! We demand you take us to the Russian imbecile!
- Natalya: It's "Embassy", imbecile!
Perry Anzilotti - Popov
Nora Dunn - Natalya