“You're a loud kisser, and it's gross and unappealing. You look like some old toothless woman suckin' the jelly out of a donut.”

Melissa McCarthy - Susan Cooper

“- Colin: I am a big fan of your work.
- Nate: I wish I could say the same.”
Colin Mochrie - Colin Frost
Portia Doubleday - Nate

“- Bruce Banner: Tony, this might not be the time.
- Tony Stark: Really? That's it? You just rollover, show your belly, every time somebody snarls?
- Bruce Banner: Only when I've created a murder bot.”
Mark Ruffalo - Bruce Banner
Robert Downey Jr. - Tony Stark

“Keep swingin'. Maybe you'll give them a cold.”
Emilio Estevez - Gordon Bombay

“Pressure? Yeah there was some pressure, I mean I didn't wanna lose to a guy with a hook.”

Bill Murray - Ernie McCracken