“Fuckaire, the only thing I want to say is: you've kept me in a dungeon, and you've beaten me, and you've tortured me, and you even kissed me. And, I want these people to know that the only thing you've really done is make me really, really hungry.”
Cheech Marin - Louis Corsican

“- Brian Cohen: Lay off, I've had a hard time!
- Ben: You've had a hard time? I've been here five years, they only hung me the right way up yesterday.”

Graham Arthur Chapman - Brian Cohen
Michael Palin - Ben

“- Polly Perkins: You're not still mad at me, are you? Can't even remember what we were fighting about.
- Sky Captain: You sabotaged my plane.
- Polly Perkins: Right.
- Sky Captain: I spent six months in a Manchurian slave camp because of you. They were gonna cut off my fingers.”
Gwyneth Paltrow - Polly Perkins
Jude Law - Sky Captain

“Stop torturing me. The Germans are already doing a fine job.”
Robin Williams - Jakob

“We're soldiers. It's my profession and I'm proud of it. Nobody said you had to be crap at it. As for the men who tortured us, they had a job to do as well. It's just that some of them enjoyed it a but too much. If I met any of them in the street tomorrow, and thought I could get away with it, I'd slot them.”
Sean Bean - Andy McNab