“- Polly Perkins: You're not still mad at me, are you? Can't even remember what we were fighting about.
- Sky Captain: You sabotaged my plane.
- Polly Perkins: Right.
- Sky Captain: I spent six months in a Manchurian slave camp because of you. They were gonna cut off my fingers.”
Gwyneth Paltrow - Polly Perkins
Jude Law - Sky Captain

“- Brian Cohen: Lay off, I've had a hard time!
- Ben: You've had a hard time? I've been here five years, they only hung me the right way up yesterday.”

Graham Arthur Chapman - Brian Cohen
Michael Palin - Ben

“Fuckaire, the only thing I want to say is: you've kept me in a dungeon, and you've beaten me, and you've tortured me, and you even kissed me. And, I want these people to know that the only thing you've really done is make me really, really hungry.”
Cheech Marin - Louis Corsican

“If love is right, it is the most precious gift in the world. But you must be sure - very sure - that it is right, for if it isn't, there is no worse agony, nothing more bitter, nothing more lonely to be imagined.”
Bette Davis - Henriette Deluzy-Desportes

“- Duc de Praslin: If you're unhappy Frances, I am truly sorry, but I swear I never intended you a minute's pain.
- Duchesse de Praslin: You only say that! In reality you delight in torturing me! As one day, heaven willing, I will torture you!”
Charles Boyer - Duc de Praslin
Barbara O'Neil - Duchesse de Praslin