“- Rufus: Greetings, my excellent friends.
- Ted: Do you know when the Mongols ruled China?
- Rufus: Well... Perhaps we can ask them.”
George Carlin - Rufus
Keanu Reeves - Ted 'Theodore' Logan

“You know what the business community thinks of you? They think that a hundred years ago you were living in tents out here in the desert chopping each other's heads off and that's where you'll be in another hundred years.”

Matt Damon - Bryan Woodman

“Look at those we've conquered. They leave their dead unburied, they smash their enemies skulls and drink them as dust, they mate in public! How can they think, or sing, or write when none can read? But as Alexander's army they could go where they never thought possible. They can soldier, or work in the cities.”
Colin Farrell - Alexander

“- Laforgue: What can we say to people who think that dreams are the real world; this one is an illusion. Perhaps they're right.
- Daniel: Farewell, Father Laforgue.
- Laforgue: No farewells. Not in this land. And no greetings, no names. The forests speak. The dead talk at night. God bless you both.”
Lothaire Bluteau - Laforgue
Aden Young - Daniel

“- Frenchman 1: Look at him, dressed like a savage chieftain. We're not colonizing the Indians; they're colonizing us.
- Frenchman 2: Not me they're not. I'm not becoming one of those wild woodsmen. In one more year, I'm going back to France.”