“- Itchy Itchiford: In him there's the luck of the Irish.
- Charlie B. Barkin: The pride of the German.
- Itchy Itchiford: Even, he-he, a bit of Siam.
- Charlie B. Barkin: Siam? There's the calm of the English.
- Itchy Itchiford: The charm of the Spanish.”
Dom DeLuise - Itchy Itchiford
Burt Reynolds - Charlie B. Barkin

“- Father Jacinto: This is my first execution.
- Tom Martin: Don't worry, Father, it's mine too.”

Frank Puglia - Father Jacinto
Ray Milland - Tom Martin

- Michael "Mike" Ward: What if she's right - he didn't do it, and they give him the chair?
- Martin: Suppose they do? What difference does it make? There's too many people in the world anyway.
John McGuire - Michael "Mike" Ward
Cliff Clark - Martin

“It's my duty to inform you that the larceny of an equine is a capital offense punishable by death, but you can rest assured that in this court, a horse thief always gets a fair trial before he's hung.”

Walter Brennan - Judge Roy Bean

“I hope they don't hang you, precious, by that sweet neck. Yes, angel, I'm gonna send you over. The chances are you'll get off with life. That means if you're a good girl, you'll be out in 20 years. I'll be waiting for you. If they hang you, I'll always remember you.”

Humphrey Bogart - Samuel Spade