“I'm Irish. I can't get drunk.”
Barry Pepper - Frank Slaughtery

“- Cop: Sir, have you had anything to drink today?
- Moses: I had about a half a beer, the dog had a lot.”

Adam Sandler - Moses

“Maybe I'm drunk. Tomorrow I'll be sober, but he will always be a faggot.”

Jean-Claude Van Damme - Alex

“Promise me one thing: don't take me home until I'm drunk... Very drunk indeed.”
Audrey Hepburn - Holly Golightly

“Drunk and tone-deaf. Never a good combination.”
Adam Goldberg - Tony