“- Defense Attorney: Talk so the jury can understand!
- Curly: Is everybody dumb?”

Bud Jamison - Defense Attorney
Curly Howard - Curly

“- Angelica: I already learned to parsley-boo Francie. That means speak French.
- Susie Carmichael: I feel bad for the French people who will hear you.”
Cheryl Chase - Angelica
Cree Summer - Susie Carmichael

“Strange that a man can live with a woman for ten years and not know the first thing about her.”
James Stephenson - Howard Joyce

“There's one thing I've learned here in politics: that ignorance is no obstacle to advancement. In fact, in some cases it's quite an advantage.”

Raymond Massey - Abe Lincoln

“Indians can't be any worse than some Christians I know. But just the same, until we find a little more about them, we mean to trust in you, Lord, and keep our powder dry.”
Dean Jagger - Brigham Young