“First, we must observe the ancient ritual of the traditional pre-fight donut.”
Mark Caso - Leonardo

“- Subotai: Food... food! I have not eaten for days.
- Conan: And who says you will?”
Gerry Lopez - Subotai
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Conan

“I'm so hungry I could eat a sandwich from a gas station.”
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“- Cousin Eddie: How do you like yours, Clark?
- Clark Griswold: Oh, medium rare, a little pink inside.
- Cousin Eddie: No, I mean your bun.”
Randy Quaid - Cousin Eddie
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“- Montana: What do you want?
- Miklo: I thought you wanted it.
- Montana: What?
- Miklo: My chop.
- Montana: I don't want his pork chop.
[grabs apple from Milko's tray]
- Montana: I want his life.”
Enrique Castillo - Montana
Damian Chapa - Miklo