“There was a king, and he had a daughter, and she was abducted. The king, he swore to protect her, but while he was indulging himself shamefully, she was abducted. Now, the king's advisors, they knew that if she came home, she would reveal the king's shame to the country. So they told the king that she was dead.”
Val Kilmer - Scott

“Parents always lie to their children, to prepare them for the way they'll be treated later by the government.”
Jean-Hugues Anglade - Sebastien

“You see, parents aren't allowed to tell the truth about certain things. Now don't cry.”

Earl Pastko - Mr. Skin (a.k.a. Satan)

“At age 11, I audited my parents. Believe me, there were some discrepancies, and I was grounded.”
Will Ferrell - Allen Gamble

“I think we kick when we find out that our parents don't know much more about the world than we do. They don't have all the answers. We rebel when we find out that they've been lying to us all along, that there isn't any Santa Claus at all.”
Dakota Fanning - Allie Keys