“I'm going to the Super Bowl. Gonna sell me some cocaine.”
Daniel Stern - Hitchhiker

“- Stanley's Neighbor: Hey Stanley, I haven't seen you much this weekend. What have you been doing?
- Stanley Stupid: Oh you know, had breakfast, read the paper, saved the world.”
Robert Wise - Stanley's Neighbor
Tom Arnold - Stanley Stupid

“Great, fine. More for me, i got enough for the whole weekend.”

Hunter Parrish - Stan

“For most people, Friday's just the day before the weekend. But after this Friday, the neighborhood'll never be the same.”
Ice Cube - Craig Jones

“- Snookie: I'm free Saturday night.
- Chenille: Why, is your hand busy?”
Vince Green - Snookie
Kerry Washington - Chenille