“- Jack Slater: I'm not worried that you're crazy anymore. I'm worried that you're right. But if I go, how do I get back?
- Danny Madigan: You can't go through life nitpicking every little thing.”

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Jack Slater
Austin O'Brien - Danny Madigan

“I admit I'm licked. But it's only because I'm worried. If I don't find her soon, I'll go crazy. If she returns, I won't interfere with your marriage.”

Walter Connolly - Andrews

“Don't worry. Nobody dies in this story. They just get really big boo-boos.”
Keith Scott - The Narrator

“- Helen Knable: Where's my husband?
- Murray Seidenbaum: What are you worried about him for? I ditched my wife five channels ago. She happened to meet the business end of a fifty-ton reptile. And I can tell you, I don't exactly miss dried meat loaf.”

Pam Dawber - Helen Knable
Bob Dishy - Murray Seidenbaum

“You get to do what you want. Nobody fucks with you. The only worry you got is dying. And if that happens, you won't know about it anyway.”

Kevin Dillon - Bunny