“- Wayne Campbell: You're worthless! You're less than nothing! What's keeping you here? You don't belong here! Why don't you just quit?
- Milton: Cause I've got no place else to go!”

Mike Myers - Wayne Campbell
Chris Farley - Milton

“Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?”

Frank Oz - Yoda

“You can tell a lot about a person by the way they do their nails.”
Cynthia Gibb - Cece

“- Jeff Kohlver: I think it's better to meet people online first, sometimes. You get to know what they're like inside. When you work as a photographer you find out, real quick, people's faces lie.
- Hayley Stark: Does my face lie?”
Patrick Wilson - Jeff Kohlver
Ellen Page - Hayley Stark

“The guy may seem plush and huggable on the outside, but inside, he's a monster!”

Jeff Garlin - Buttercup