“- Tom Fox: He doesn't have a passport.
- Carl Hanratty: For the last six months, he's gone to Harvard and Berkeley. I'm betting he can get a passport.”
Frank John Hughes - Tom Fox
Tom Hanks - Carl Hanratty

“Did you know pigs are as smart as dogs? It's true. I knew this guy in El Capitan who taught his pig to bark at strangers.”
Casey Siemaszko - Charles 'Charley' Bowdre

“You just stay here with the pork. They're smarter than you anyway. You might learn something.”
Casey Siemaszko - Charles 'Charley' Bowdre

“In every class, there's always one joker who thinks that he's smarter than me. In this class, that happens to be you. Isn't it, Mayonnaise?”
Louis Gossett Jr. - Sgt. Emil Foley

“You’re a fucking moron.”
Bob Balaban - Bernie Nayman