“You know what’s weird? Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he’s getting out of the shower, he always puts a towel around his waist. I mean, what is that about?”
Matthew Perry - Chandler Bing

“My first crush was on a Batman cake, but my first sexual feelings were about teenage Simba because he was really hot, and i still actually find him hot…”
Zooey Deschanel - Jess Day

“I haven’t cried this hard since Toy Story 3.”
Kunal Nayyar - Raj Koothrappali

“Have you ever seen Tom and Jerry? It’s a whole lot more accurate than people would think.”
Madison Davenport - Jack

“A lot of people would pay top dollar to decimate the population. I'll take the highest bidder—Al-Qaeda, North Korea, Republicans, shriners, balding men that work out, people on the Internet that are only turned on by cartoons of Japanese teenagers.”
Gary Anthony Williams - Poncho