“I hope that someday you'll know the indescribable joy of having children, and of paying someone else to raise them.”

Raul Julia - Gomez Addams

“- Ed: So, uh, what kind of business are you in, Max?
- Max Burdett: I have a bunch of sweatshops in the Philippines.
- Ed: Oh.
- Sheila: Oh.
- Max Burdett: You should see those kids make those hats.”

Tom McGowan - Ed
Pierce Brosnan - Max Burdett
Kate Walsh - Sheila

“- Mary Todd Lincoln: Stephen Douglas has arrived. Listen to them cheering for him!
- Abe Lincoln: They ought to cheer. He paid them enough for it.”

Ruth Gordon - Mary Todd Lincoln
Raymond Massey - Abe Lincoln

“- Michael Shayne: What do I get paid off in?
- Larry Kincaid: Nice pictures of Washington and Lincoln with numbers on them - big numbers!”
Lloyd Nolan - Michael Shayne
Robert Emmett Keane - Larry Kincaid

“- Sam Spade: Haven't you tried to buy my loyalty with money and nothing else?
- Brigid O'Shaughnessy: What else is there I can buy you with?”
Humphrey Bogart - Samuel Spade
Mary Astor - Brigid O'Shaughnessy