“You have my sympathies, Lely. Unfortunately, your avocation as an actor compels you, on occasion, to endure the most ignominious indignities, to which Grossmith will doubtless testify.”

Jim Broadbent - William Schwenck Gilbert

“Relationships are a lot like those little packets of condiments you get at fast-food restaurants. They're these little magical things that can last forever on a shelf, but once you open them up, they go bad really fast. I just don't understand condiments.”
Robert May - Jim

- Chichina Ferreyra: I'd like for you to stay like this: silent. I want to look at you; I won't see you for a long time. I will wait for you, but don't take forever.
- Ernesto Guevara de la Serna: Define "forever".
Mía Maestro - Chichina Ferreyra
Gael García Bernal - Ernesto Guevara de la Serna

“Felix, I've taken pisses longer than your last three relationships.”
Ben Foster - Berke Landers

“A relationship is a lot like a porcelain nail, Ted. You can break it, and you can glue it back together, but it's not going to be as strong as it was unless the person is really committed to not bringing home nurses!”
Geena Davis - Valerie