“Fred-Ah, welcome to mi casa! It's French for 'front door'.
Honey Lemon-It's really... not.”
T.J. Miller - Fred
Genesis Rodriguez - Honey Lemon

“- Stella Atkins: But then you're not a marshal or a sheriff.
- Jeff Castle: He's a town tamer.
- Clint Tollinger: The difference is there are no rules in my end of the business except maybe one - never stay in one town too long.”
Karen Sharpe - Stella Atkins
John Lupton - Jeff Castle
Robert Mitchum - Clint Tollinger

“The people of Long Island do not know how to make an iced tea.”
Miles Bakshi - Tim

“We will be the biggest thing to happen in Indiana since…whatever has happened in Indiana.”
James Corden - Barry Glickman

“This is just a dirty little village in the middle of nowhere. Nothing that happens here is really important.”
Otto Kruger - Judge Percy Mettrick