“Dede says I don't have dad. She says I'm the immaculate conception. That's a pretty big responsibility for a little kid.”
Adam Hann-Byrd - Fred Tate

“I met my father for the first time when I was 28 years old. I made up my mind that when I had children, my children were going to know who their father was.”
Will Smith - Christopher Gardner

“You can't do yourself in! Kids just rob you of that option!”

Phoebe Cates - Sophia Gold

“- Meryl Burbank: We have mortgage payments, Truman. We have car payments. What, we're going to just walk away from our financial obligations?
- Truman Burbank: It would be an adventure!
- Meryl Burbank: I thought we were gonna try for a baby. Isn't that enough of an adventure?”
Laura Linney - Meryl Burbank
Jim Carrey - Truman Burbank

“- Jane Blue: Let me see if I understand this correctly. You took our child into a knife fight?
- Jeff Blue: It was a fair fight - two of them, two of us...”
Kathleen Turner - Jane Blue
Dennis Quaid - Jeff Blue