“Your dick will never forgive you.”

Seann William Scott - E. L.

“Dear Lord, we ask that you bless this food to the nourishment of our bodies. And we ask forgiveness, Lord, for the fornication that Mr. Sprock and me committed this morning on this very table.”
Stockard Channing - Sister Husband

“This is a rare vintage from an obscure village in Bordeaux. Rather than crush the grape underfoot, they place the fruit on the belly of a bride, and reap its juices when the young husband steers his vessel into port. Full-bodied flavor, with just a hint of wantonness. Bottoms up.”
Geoffrey Rush - The Marquis de Sade

“- Larry Kroger: I was thinking, maybe we could get some beer.
- Clorette DePasto: Nah, not tonight. Besides, you might get lucky without it.”
Tom Hulce - Larry Kroger
Sarah Holcomb - Clorette DePasto

“If we forgive our fathers, what is left?”
Evan Adams - Thomas Builds-the-Fire