“While women will always be a problem for us, most of the great art in the world is about that very same problem. Good-looking people don't have any spine. Their art never lasts. They get the girls, but we're smarter.”
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Lester Bangs

“- Judith Moore: What is the point of what you're doing?
- Woman with Makeup: Excuse me?
- Judith Moore: Fixing your makeup. He's going to dump you eventually for someone younger, so what is the point? I mean, you're a nice looking woman. Why does everything have to be about men?”
Holly Hunter - Judith Moore
Deborah Geffner - Woman with Makeup

“Just imagine, we'll have to wash our hair every night. We'll have to sleep on rollers til our scalps bleed. Then we'll have to get up at six every morning for the comb out. Your lungs will be lined with hairspray. Then you need all this equipment to push up the tits and blitz the zits and spray the pits!”
Kirsten Dunst - Verena von Stefan

“- Bianca: Hi Jessica, you look great. Are you doing anything different or just hanging out with skankier friends?
- Jessica Spencer: You look good, too, Bianca. Are you eating less or just barfing more?
- Monique: Barfing more.”
Maria-Elena Laas - Bianca
Rob Schneider - Jessica
Ashlee Simpson - Monique

“You will have long blonde hair, big green eyes, world class breasts, ass that won't quit and legs that go all the way up.”

Kevin Bacon - Valentine McKee