“- Captain Hook: The chief's daughter. She'll know where Pan is hiding.
- Mr. Smee: But-But will she talk, Captain?
- Captain Hook: Oh, a little persuasion might be in order. Now let me see... Boiling in oil? Uh, keelhauling? Eh, marooning?”
Hans Conried - Captain Hook
Bill Thompson - Mr. Smee

“- Adam Penenberg: Did you ever call these people and get them directly?
- Stephen Glass: No, I always left messages and spoke to them when they called me back.”

Steve Zahn - Adam Penenberg
Hayden Christensen - Stephen Glass

“I can tell you two things. One, your hairdo is ridiculous. Two, I ate a lot of garlic, and I just farted. Silent but deadly.”

Ryan Reynolds - Hannibal King

Shut up! Shut up you American. You always talk, you Americans. You talk and you talk and say “Let me tell you something” and “I just wanna say this”. Well you're dead now, so shut up.
John Marwood Cleese - Grim Reaper

“When I get nervous, I never say anything. I just sit there and get uptight.”
Joseph Fiennes - Laurence