“Jane divorced her husband. I never knew him, it was before I met her. Apparently she came home from work unexpectedly one morning and found him in bed with the milkman. Honest to God, the milkman! But from that day forward I've noticed she never takes milk in her tea.”
Pauline Collins - Shirley Valentine

“- Judge: And how is it possible for Mr. Tenenbaum to withdraw these funds without your written authorization?
- Eli Cash: Because I started the corporation when I was a minor. So, my father was the primary signatory on most of my accounts. He also stole bonds out of my safety deposit box when I was fourteen.”
Tom Lacy - Judge
Owen Wilson - Eli Cash

- Steven Taylor: Half a million dollars, tax free.
- David Shaw: Just for walking away from her?
- Steven Taylor: I said "tax free", I didn't say "free".

Michael Douglas - Steven Taylor
Viggo Mortensen - David Shaw

“- Piper: I want half.
- Dodge: Half. Fuck you, this isn't divorce.”

Laurence Fishburne - Piper
Stephen Baldwin - Dodge

“- Monroe Cole: Seven million!
- Grace Sutherland: It's a negotiation.
- Grace Sutherland: You've handled dictators. You've handled terrorists.
- Monroe Cole: Terrorists were easier, I swear to God!”

Gene Hackman - Monroe Cole
Marcia Gay Harden - Grace Sutherland