“I came here to strangle you!”

Woody Allen - Isaac

“He's got you on a pedestal and me in his arms.”
Cameron Diaz - Kimberly Wallace

“- Mavis Gary: I'm going to a rock concert with an old flame and I think there is a chance we may reconnect.
- Sales Lady: Let's show him what he's been missing.
- Mavis Gary: No, he's seen me recently. He knows. But his wife hasn't seen me in a while, so.”
Charlize Theron - Mavis Gary
Elizabeth Ward Land - Sales Lady

“- Prime Minister Soto: President Benson, where's your First Lady?
- Tug Benson: I don't know. I've had lots of women. Lost my flower at the age of 15. I can't keep track.”
Clyde Kusatsu - Prime Minister Soto
Lloyd Bridges - Tug Benson

“Now listen to me and listen to me good! When your wife, on her honeymoon, asks you to cock her, you cock her good, God damn it!”
Jerry Stiller - Doc