“- Frank: The sixties sure were good to you, weren't they?
- Lauren: Frank, that's right. Think back to the sixties. People did things for each other.
- Frank: They were wasted.”
George Carlin - Frank
Shelley Lee Long - Lauren

“- Kara: What are you looking at?
- Bowen: Myself, once upon a time.”

Dina Meyer - Kara
Dennis Quaid - Bowen

“- Roland Sharp: I gave up alcohol about ten years ago.
- Professor Molly McCarthy: Didn't like yourself when you were drinking?
- Roland Sharp: Hell, I loved myself when I was drinking. It was the other people that had the problem!”
Tommy Lee Jones - Roland Sharp
Anne Archer - Professor Molly McCarthy

“If a human does happen to see you, just lay down, roll over and give your privates a good licking. They love it!”

Bruce Willis - RJ

“You want a successful future? When a guy with tattoos comes up to the drive-thru, give him his burger, not your phone number.”
Maggie Gyllenhaal - Zee