“This is America! I want a bowl of raw red meat, right now! Forget that! Bring me a live cow over to the table! I'll carve off what I want and ride the rest home!”
Denis Colin Leary - Himself

“- Hudson Hawk: Fettucini con fungi porcinni. Prego. And bring me a bottle of ketchup, will ya?
- Anna Baragli: You heard him.
- Waiter: Ketchup! Ketchup! Stupid Americanos, always ketchup...”

Bruce Willis - Hudson Hawk
Andie MacDowell - Anna Baragli
Giangiacomo Colli - Waiter

“- Ponton: Have you ever had a hamburger?
- Clouseau: Well, of course not. It's a disgusting American food.”
Jean Reno - Ponton
Steve Martin - Clouseau

“This appears - mind you, I say appears - to be properly drawn. But you shan't have this man. A man isn't a piece of property. Mr. Stone is an American citizen... and an American citizen cannot be forced into the service of a foreign prince.”

Edward Arnold - Daniel Webster

- Lt. "Queen's Own" Butler: Why are you asking me to go back with it?
- George Armstrong Custer: For one thing you're an Englishman, not an American.
- Lt. "Queen's Own" Butler: Not an American! What do you Yankees think you are?
G.P. Huntley - Lt. "Queen's Own" Butler
Errol Flynn - George Armstrong Custer