“- Jason: You don't look like a maid.
- Gabriela: I'm not, I'm the nanny. Do I look like a nanny?
- Jason: No.”
Stephen Dorff - Jason
Jennifer Lopez - Gabriela

“Our parents can't be spies... they're not cool enough!”
Alexa PenaVega - Carmen Cortez

“- Slannen: I want to be a lawyer.
- Benny: I guess that would be in small claims court.”

Aidan McArdle - Slannen
Jimi Mistry - Benny

“Not really a great outfit for work unless something opens up in the hookers and whores department.”
Kaley Cuoco - Penny

“The only real challenge with this job is trying to look busy when there's nothing to do.”
Parker Posey - Margaret Burre