“- Harry Boland: What happens next time?
- Michael Collins: Next time, Harry, we won't play by their rules. We'll invent our own!”
Aidan Quinn - Harry Boland
Liam Neeson - Michael Collins

“Lesbian Nazi hookers abducted by UFOs and forced into weight loss programs... all next week on Town Talk.”

Weird Al - George Newman

- Frank: Did you ever think about getting a job?
- Larry Buckman: Oh great. Oh that is just great now. What did you always tell me? "Make your mark, don't be one of the numbers".
- Frank: You misunderstood me. You weren't listening.
Jason Robards - Frank
Tom Hulce - Larry

So, just think how exciting it'll be if for once you had it at a quarter past six. It'd make headlines. "World exclusive: Joe eats late".
Pauline Collins - Shirley Valentine

“Never follow anyone else's path, unless you're in the woods and you're lost and you see a path; then, by all means, you should follow that path.”
Ellen Lee DeGeneres