“- Harry Boland: What happens next time?
- Michael Collins: Next time, Harry, we won't play by their rules. We'll invent our own!”
Aidan Quinn - Harry Boland
Liam Neeson - Michael Collins

“Lesbian Nazi hookers abducted by UFOs and forced into weight loss programs... all next week on Town Talk.”

Weird Al - George Newman

“- Frank Cross: Do you think I'm way off base here?
- Eliot Loudermilk: Yes. You're, well, you're a tad off base, sir. That thing looked like The Manson Family Christmas Special!”
Bill Murray - Frank Cross
Bobcat Goldthwait - Eliot Loudermilk

“Never follow anyone else's path, unless you're in the woods and you're lost and you see a path; then, by all means, you should follow that path.”
Ellen Lee DeGeneres

“Everybody tries to be exactly the same. I think being an outsider is a good thing.”
Ethan Embry