“If you can't think on your feet, you oughta keep your mouth closed.”

Jack Lemmon - Shelley Levene

“For a smart lady in a man's world, I'm not doing so bad.”
Jane Seymour Fonda - Hannah Warren

“Sometimes, big shot, you don't seem to give me credit for very much intelligence at all. I've been to school in my life - and I'm a magazine reader!”
Carroll Baker - Baby Doll Meighan

“- Violet: We're not that different, Corky.
- Corky: This is the part where you tell me what matters is on the inside, and that inside of you there's a little dyke just like me.”
Jennifer Tilly - Violet
Gina Gershon - Corky

“- Max: You know, the one thing I can't figure out is whether these girls are real smart or just real, real lucky?
- Hal: Don't matter. Brains'll only get you so far and luck always runs out.”
Stephen Tobolowsky - Max
Harvey Keitel - Hal