“- Katherine Newbury: I have not changed. The audience has changed. They don’t want smart comedy. They want Kevin Hart on a Slip ‘N Slide, so let’s just give them what they want. Who’s the most tacky famous person out there?
- Charlie Fain: A reality star?
- Reynolds: No, a YouTube celebrity.”
Emma Thompson - Katherine Newbury
Hugh Dancy - Charlie Fain
John Early - Reynolds

“- Narrator: RBTV changed its name from Really BadTelevision to Rocky and Bullwinkle Television.
- Bullwinkle: What's the difference?”
Keith Scott - Narrator
Keith Scott - Bullwinkle

“- Jean Grey: [to Mystique] Seeing you that day on TV changed my life.
- Kurt Wagner: Mine too.
- Peter Maximoff: Mine too. I mean, I still live in my mom's basement, but pfft. Everything else is, uh... well, it's pretty much the same. I'm a total loser.”
Sophie Turner - Jean Grey
Kodi Smit-McPhee - Kurt Wagner
Evan Peters - Peter Maximoff

This is not a motel called "Cemetery". This is a cemetery called "Motel".
Ezio Greggio - Antonio Motel

“- Capt. Harris: Not exactly a four star hotel, is it?
- Lt. Talinsky: Well, we spend our police budget on fighting criminals, not on pampering out of town visitors.
- Capt. Harris: It was your government that brought us here!
- Lt. Talinsky: They also bring in monkeys for zoo, but we don't put them in four star hotel either!”
G.W. Bailey - Capt. Harris
Gregg Berger - Lt. Talinsky