“- Bill Graham: Hurry up!
- Caleb Taylor: Look, man, I ain't ever messed with stuff like this before and I'd just as soon not get my hands blowed off, okay?”

Michael Alldredge - Bill Graham
Jason Bernard - Caleb Taylor

“What is chemistry but the ability to attract adoration in others.”

Rhys Ifans - Iki

“Well, boys, this is it. Nuclearcombat, toe to toe with the Rooskies.”
Slim Pickens - Maj. 'King' Kong

“Of course, the whole point of a Doomsday machine is lost if you keep it a secret! Why didn't you tell the world?”
Peter Sellers - Dr. Strangelove

“- Rita: You think Einstein walked around thinkin' everyone was a bunch of dumb shits?
- Joe Bowers: Yeah. Hadn't thought of that.
- Rita: Now you know why he built that bomb.”
Maya Rudolph - Rita
Luke Wilson - Joe Bauers