“- Hunter: Do you realize the bath you just took cost over two thousand dollars? That's American dollars!
- Thibault: Is that a lot?
- Hunter: Yes, yes it is.
- Thibault: Then I will repay you with one of my swans.”
Matt Ross - Hunter
Jean Reno - Thibault

“- Joanna: You're gonna get another job?
- Peter: I don't think I'd like another job.
- Joanna: Well, what are you going to do about money and bills and...
- Peter: You know, I've never really liked payingbills. I don't think I'm gonna do that, either.”
Jennifer Aniston - Joanna
Ron Livingston - Peter

“- Steve Wozniak: We can't afford to pay three people right now.
- Steve Jobs: We can't afford to pay ourselves unless we deliver.”
Josh Gad - Steve Wozniak
Ashton Kutcher - Steve Jobs

“- Sandy Patterson: Hi. Good morning. Something wrong with pump five. It's not taking my card.
- Luis the Gas Station Attendant: You don't pay your bills, man. I gotta cut the card.”
Jason Bateman - Sandy Patterson
Carlos Navarro - Luis the Gas Station Attendant

“- Steven M. Kovacs: Do... do you mean that Heather is a prostitute?
- The Cable Guy: Of course she is. You think a woman like that would hang out with us if we weren't paying her?”
Matthew Broderick - Steven M. Kovacs
Jim Carrey - The Cable Guy