“- Sam: Are you labour or management?
- Vincent: If I were management, I would not offer you a cigarette!”

Robert De Niro - Sam
Jean Reno - Vincent

“The greatest social climber since Cinderella!”

Antonio Banderas - Ché

“There are no victims in this classroom.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Louanne Johnson

“In every class, there's always one joker who thinks that he's smarter than me. In this class, that happens to be you. Isn't it, Mayonnaise?”
Louis Gossett Jr. - Sgt. Emil Foley

“- Humphrey Williams: So, just listen. Now, did I or did I not... do... vaginal... juices? Name two ways of getting them flowing, Watson.
- Watson: Rubbing the clitoris, sir?
- Humphrey Williams: What's wrong with a kiss, boy?”
Graham Arthur Chapman - Humphrey Williams
Eric Idle - Watson